Working out has been an effective disguise and justification for attention whoring for quite a while now. Nothing says “look at me” like stretching gluteus maximus right in front of the lobby of the BofA building during lunch hour.
Leather skirts – they are hear and they are big. If you are “fabulous” woman in SF, it’s time to accessories, so it makes you “best” attributes stand out?
No ass? No problem! Just act like you have one? Not sure what I mean? Go down to Chestnut street, watch and observe. And don’t forget to buy a skirt that’s one size smaller than it really should be for extra effect.
Make sure you get that super unfriendly, I-am-the-shit facial expression going (i.e. cuntface) to compliment your attire and make you look more ambitious, confident and independent.
Oh, and if you can find a skirt of a color that literally screams “attention whore”, go for it! You better hurry and run to “American Apparel” before your credits cards are all maxed out on make-up, shoes and holiday gifts.
If you are a girl, it’s easy to have fun in the Marina. Just wear something ridiculous on a Sunday afternoon that screams “look at me, I am so cool!” and start heading toward one of smelly local bars.