(Not So) New In Ride Sharing: Lyft CuntLine™

  • Available between 5 and 7 pm on any route that brings you from Fidi to Marina or Russian Hill.
  • You are pretty much guaranteed to be stuck with mean, angry looking, stressed out, antisocial “professional” females, who think they are all that, and who won’t take their eye off their phone.

Message to Women: You Got What You Wanted

You were complaining for years how men “disrespect” you by checking you out, staring at you, trying to hit on you, and now what? You go out to fancy, douchy bars after spending many hours and hundreds of dollars on clothes, blow drying your hair, and putting tons of make-up on. You act all desperate, trying to be noticed by acting all too excited and all too loud when out, and no one hits on you. Men don’t even look at you, let alone check you out. Is that you really wanted?

Stop Chopping Off Noses

It has become completely acceptable for women to  destroy their faces in all kinds of ways, the most prominent of which is probably cutting off noses. Most women don’t need and actually look less attractive and weird with abnormally straight / pointed noses.

persian girl with a nose job

She must have been better looking before she shaved her nose off.