Why Women Are More Desperate For Attention Than Ever Before

Excess make-up, extensive plastic surgery, botox, lip injections, and tons of soft porn shots on Instagram – these are not so subtle signs of desperate cry for attention. But why? One not so obvious reason is simple but profound: since the quality and the degree of meaning attention has gone down, i.e. guys don’t really look at them, don’t check them out and rarely genuinely pursue and court them these days, they have to settle for quantity of mediocre, surrogate attention, such as likes on Instagram and swipes Tinder. It’s therefore only logical that the women that who don’t get real attention will engage in all forms of attention whoring more than ever before. And, every man should remember that an over-processed woman, who looks like this, can’t possibly be emotionally stable or sane. She is a sad product of culture that brainwashes women into destroying their faces in the name of fitting into the mediocre mainstream of today.

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How To Clean Your Shoes After You Step Into (Human) Crap

human crap san franciscoYesterday, my somewhat significant experience in cleaning crap off of shoes came in handy and I would like to share my accumulated and highly relevant expertise in this highly specialized trade:

  1. Take off your shoes before you walk into your unit. There is no reason to leave skid marks on your floor, especially if it’s carpeted.
  2. Dip the sole of the shoe in question into the toilet carefully. Hold it in there for about a minute to let the crap soften a bit.
  3. Turn the shoe upside down while holding it right above the water in the toilet but inside the bowl, and start gently removing crap from the treads with a toothbrush after dipping the toothbrush into a hot water. Make sure that your movement is gentle, so that little pieces of crap don’t fly out of the toilet elsewhere.
  4. They say everything happens for a reason, so you better believe it, and use this incident as an opportunity to get a new toothbrush, which it’s probably time for you to do anyway. But… don’t give up on those shoes yet, just because they tasted an ounce of biodegradable SF goodness.