This Is Not Avocado Toast

I know, I know – I shouldn’t be getting an avocado toast in the first place, but all too often there is just no better option. The toast I ordered today appears to be special. It seems to have required the least amount of effort – it’s simply burned bread and a few slices of avocado on top, with sprinkles of salt. Granted, it was “only” $6.25, so what should I be complaining about… avocado toast san francisco

The Worst Burger Yet

Reviews prove to be worthless over and over. After reading on yelp about the “amazing food” at the new “hot” restaurant in town “Vault 555”, I ordered a burger that didn’t taste like burger … or meat. What the hell was it? I tried to finish it, but I couldn’t. I tried to force myself to take another bite to only run to the restroom and spit whatever that was into the toilet. I then had a sudden craving for “In and Out” or even “McDonald’s”. How unsophisticated of me… I know.

My fault, however. This has happened dozens of times and I still won’t learn a lesson. It’s about time to realize that popularity and reviews have nothing to do with quality when it comes to … anything.