The Worst Burger Yet

Reviews prove to be worthless over and over. After reading on yelp about the “amazing food” at the new “hot” restaurant in town “Vault 555”, I ordered a burger that didn’t taste like burger … or meat. What the hell was it? I tried to finish it, but I couldn’t. I tried to force myself to take another bite to only run to the restroom and spit whatever that was into the toilet. I then had a sudden craving for “In and Out” or even “McDonald’s”. How unsophisticated of me… I know.

My fault, however. This has happened dozens of times and I still won’t learn a lesson. It’s about time to realize that popularity and reviews have nothing to do with quality when it comes to … anything.