I Have A Better Solution

Let’s fix things once and for all –  let’s just castrate all men and make the following illegal both at and outside of work: any type of compliments about appearance, flirting, prolonged eye contact, and any other gesture that even remotely suggests romantic interest or courtship. Let’s abandon our sexuality in any of its manifestations altogether. Let’s criminalize sexual innuendo in any form, and any sexual jokes, however innocent they might be, so that no workplace is ever fun again. #keepworkplacemiserable

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