I Suggest We Blame Russia For A Few More Things

Why stop at blaming Russia just for hacking our election and using chemical weapons in Syria? I suggest adding a few things to their rap sheet:
(a) Any prior ice ages
(b) Lunar eclipse
(c) Global warming
(d) Any epidemic anywhere in the world.
(e) Fall of any meteorites
(f) Any earthquake, flood, hurricane, or volcanic activity.

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “I Suggest We Blame Russia For A Few More Things

  1. Add a kick up in the gas tax to the problems the Russians caused. Also possibly allowing the Democratic Nomination to go to Hillary Clinton

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s