I Suggest We Blame Russia For A Few More Things

Why stop at blaming Russia just for hacking our election and using chemical weapons in Syria? I suggest adding a few things to their rap sheet:
(a) Any prior ice ages
(b) Lunar eclipse
(c) Global warming
(d) Any epidemic anywhere in the world.
(e) Fall of any meteorites
(f) Any earthquake, flood, hurricane, or volcanic activity.

2 thoughts on “I Suggest We Blame Russia For A Few More Things

  1. Add a kick up in the gas tax to the problems the Russians caused. Also possibly allowing the Democratic Nomination to go to Hillary Clinton

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