First Date Kit (Unisex)

first date kit

Duct tape of different sizes is your first date essential. You should choose the appropriate kind depending on (a) how much your date talks; (b) how boring and inane that chatter is; and (c) how “passionate” your date is about his “valuable” thoughts and opinions.

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