You can tell a lot about a person by his or her Yelp reviews. If someone has way too many 1-2 star yelp reviews, even of those businesses that are rated higher by others, she is a cunt. And for the record, a Yelp cunt can be a male or a female. Series of bad reviews mean “I expect too much. I am never happy. I believe that every business should serve my every little need, and they are never good enough.”
If 30% or more of someone’s reviews are 1-2 stars, that person has to be a pain in the ass to deal with on many other levels. In other words – a cunt. Now, go back to look at your own review and make sure you aren’t one.