You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

For years, I have been avoiding going to Tahoe on weekends because to me escape / getaway means escaping the local douchebaggery; not having to deal with horrible traffic, and even a higher concentration of Audi’s, drunks, and all encompassing entitlement and conformity.

Now, the douche flavored snow themed party is coming here. I guess the douches feel the need to spill their lakeside festivities into here. Can you think of anything douchier than wearing a skiing attire in the city? I am sure the female attention whores among those attending won’t be happy about not being able to show skin. I guess they would have all the reasons to put even more make-up on than usual (is that even possible?). And of course – how can you beat the class and sophistication of a shotski (see below).

jones

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