Decunter

decanter-san-franciscoDecanter is a known accessory for the local pseudo-classy, wine chasing doucherati. I believe that this blog has made it abundantly clear that we are due for a new, far more important device with a somewhat similar name

Decunter

Imagine a gadget that magically removes or at least drastically reduces entitlement mentality and cures or at least curbs the resting bitch face syndrome. How cool would it be to press a button and have the “I am God’s gift” attitude transform into a warmer, sweeter and more down to earth energy.

This device would be unisex, because there are of course plenty of men cunts in this town as well.

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