Spiritual Saturday San Francisco Style

  • traffic-to-napaGet up at 10 and go stand in line for oh-so-heavy-not-so-great breakfast some place douchy, like Hayes Valley.
  • Head to GG Bridge by 11 am and sit in traffic for 2 hours to get to Napa.
  • Visit a few overrated wineries and get drunk under the disguise of being a classy wine connoisseur.
  • Have an expensive, overrated bland lunch in Napa.
  • Get back just in time to watch another boring game game and have a few beers.
  • Have heavy dinner and more alcohol at a pretentious, overcrowded restaurant in the Mission.
  • Go across the street and have a few more shots.
  • Take Uber home, assuming you are not so drunk you don’t remember what Uber is.
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