An OkCupid Masterpiece

After a surprising number of requests to find a decent okc profile that will serve as, among other things, hope for those whose jaded ways got the better of them, I have uncovered a real jam. It wasn’t easy, but considering how great the female profile below is, it was well worth the effort. Let this sample serve as an antithesis of the cliche and the mediocre that pollutes the online dating world:



For the sake of fairness, I will now undertake the task of finding a worthy male profile, which promises to be quite challenging, considering how doll and unstimulating the local male population seems to be, once you strip them off their gadgets and pocket squares.


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