Advice for Women in SF – 24 Simple Ways to Be Truly Different

girl-texting-in-sf-stuck-upGood news. Desperate attempts to stand out are not necessary in order for you to be unique and different. So, hold off on that tattoo / piercing shop appointment, and don’t rush to color your hair blue. To be truly different and special in this city, simply consider not doing one or more of the following:

Consider   –
1. not doing yoga
2. not taking spin classes
3. not wearing yoga pants
4. not wearing bright neon Nike running shoes
5. not wearing tons of make-up
6. not being on the phone the whole time you are walking down the street
7. not texting the whole time you are walking down the street
8. not wearing sunglasses when you don’t really need them
9. not walking around with an Luis Vuitton purse
10. not walking around with a LuluLemon bag
11. not juicing
12. not going hiking unless you really want to
13. not going to Tahoe unless you really want to
14. not going to a Giants game unless you really want to
15. not taking uber
16. not drinking excessively
17. not being overly excited in public for no reason
18. not going on 20 minute coffee dates and expecting to be swept off your feet
19. not updating your Facebook and Instagram every day unless you are a celebrity
20. not looking so damn bitchy and stuck-up, unless you really are
21. not acting like you care about your job so much unless it involves saving the world or any of its inhabitants
22. not being so damn obsessed with dining unless you are a chef or are employed in the dining industry
23. not bragging about how accomplished and amazing you are
24. not acting like you are hot, unless you really are

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2 thoughts on “Advice for Women in SF – 24 Simple Ways to Be Truly Different

  1. This list is brilliant. I dunno what happened to my city, but it became infected with these “women” and douchy bro dude hipsters who I really just want to use for target practice with a gun made for feces – IDEA!!!
    I was down by 16th and Mission the other night, 16th AND MISSION!!! and the place was swarming with young women wearing the exact same outfit, all carrying yoga mats. all displaying the most uncaring, void and completely unsexy faces. And it just made me so frikin irritated, I guess thats the look they are going for TRY SOME F**KING ORIGINALITY girl….. Jesus when the hell did we become LA?!??

    • So funny and so true…. I think in a sense this is worse than LA because in LA most of them are stuck in traffic in the car – here you see their angry, miserable faces. Love the feces shooting idea. I suggest starting with Dolores Park.

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