Mirror Mirror on the Wall – Who is the Douchiest of Them All?

narcissistic attention whore in SFOne talented, controversial writer recently made the following piercingly true observations about the American culture as a whole:

“Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me who is the most narcissistic of them all. Tell me who can’t stop themselves from taking a million selfies, from attention whoring all hours of the day, from talking about themselves as if the sun orbited around their center, who exaggerate all accomplishments and brag about the most minor of achievements, who think running a 5k is a noble duty, who eat at fancy new restaurants as a way to brag to their friends, who look down on those who don’t have the right job or the right clothes or the right gadgets, who believe that the laws of human nature can be defeated with Botox and that they are the most unique snowflake of them all. Please tell me who this person is!”

I put those parts in bold which appear to me to be more relevant to San Francisco than any other place in our glorious nation.

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