Five Douchy Questions You Hear Or Ask Way More Often Than You Should

1. Are you going out tonight?
2. Did you go out last night?
3. Have you been to (insert a name of one of the new, bland, overrated, douchy restaurants/bars)?
4. How is your day going? (like you/they give a shit)
5. What are you doing this weekend? (like you/they give a shit)

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