We Really Don’t Need a Noise Cancelling Window Treatment in SF Because….

we already have a device that serves the same purpose attached to our head many waking hours of our day. Indeed, I am talking about my “favorite” white headphones. Any smartphone/Apple downtown drone can save himself the trouble of buying this noise cancelling gadget by simply never removing the headphones that he is already wearing all day anyway.

Instead of getting some special noise canceling window treatment, Apple should just introduce water-proof headphones, so that you don’t have to take them off when you take a shower, so that God forbid you don’t miss listening to that shitty rock music of yours, or self-help books-on-tape that tell you all about how wonderful you are and how you should just be yourself, as if you weren’t full of yourself and douchy enough as it is.

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