Their look is more intense. They don’t wear headphones and sunglasses all the time, and they are also not glued to smartphones, even thought they might be on an actual leash.
Dogs don’t get drunk and don’t obsess over getting into the newest overrated, overpriced restaurant.
Dogs are more loyal and less flaky. A dog is not going to tell you “I will call you” without any intent to do so.
Dogs don’t resort to “don’t judge me”, “life is too short”, “you only live once”, “I love to eat and travel” or any other stupid cliches.
Dogs don’t puke in the Marina.
Dogs don’t urinate on Market St.
Most importantly, dogs don’t pretend to like you if they don’t.