Mixt Greens on 100 California St – The Douchery Expands

It should not come as a surprise to anyone that one of the douchier lunch chains is expanding so rapidly and is opening yet another store on 100 California Street in September. It’s a perfect location and a match made in heaven: flavor free food for flavor free people in a location that leaves a lot of space for imagination when it comes to character.

If you are granola, hopelessly lame and you know it, but you act like you are all that, now you can bounce between yet another Mix Greens and The Plant to maintain your perfect health and physique, or at least until it’s time for fasting and juicing.

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