Would Someone Ask Starbucks Not to Be So Gay ?

The Starbucks oatmeal cookie below does not need to be warmed up. Putting it in the oven is as gay and over the top as putting vanilla ice-cream on an apple pie.

starbucks oatmeal cookie

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One thought on “Would Someone Ask Starbucks Not to Be So Gay ?

  1. Don’t you know the heat is intended to make you forget that this cookie is: a) half the size of a regular cookie; b) tastes half as bad as a regular cookie; and c) costs twice as much as a regular cookie. Surely you got the Starbucks email letting us know …

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