A Real Holiday Deserves Real Fireworks

In light of the fact that we had better fireworks for Super Bowl that for New Years and 4th of July, I suggest that we also start having fireworks for the following three events of monumental significance:

  • Octoberfest
  • Bastille Day
  • St. Patty’s Day, and maybe
  • Beer and Oyster Festival @ North Beach

Basically, any holiday that involves drunks, smell of puke, and bad food should have fireworks.

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