SF Women’s Weekday Schedule For 2020

girl-texting-in-marina3:30 am – 4:00 am  – breakfast while checking work e-mail. Breakfast will consist of gluten free toast, coffee, kale juice and Adarol.

4:00 am – 6::00 am   – Yoga / Spin Class while checking e-mail.

6::00 am – 7:30 am – heavy duty make-up application, and blow-drying hair while catching up on work e-mail.

7:30 am – 8:00 am – commuting to work while catching up on work e-mail, Facebook and texting, and second breakfast consisting of blue bottle coffee, and organic vegan cookie.

8:00 am – 8:00 pm – work, Facebook and texting.

12:00 pm – 12:08 pm – lunch to-go consisting of bland, overpriced tuna sandwich, 2 pounds of lettuce, and energy drink, while catching up on work e-mail, Facebook and texting.

6:00 pm – overpriced, bland dinner with a glass of overpriced, overrated wine, while catching up on work e-mail and telling a girlfriend all about her exciting career and life.

8:00 pm – 9 pm – catching up on work e-mail.

9::00 pm – hitting the sack and catching up on work e-mail, facebook and texting in bed.

SF Women’s Dictionary: The Meaning of “I am not looking for anything serious”

  • I am emotionally damaged and confused by countless disappointments in men / painful break-ups;
  • I have succumbed to the social pressure of appearing to not need a man in my life. to be in need of a male.
  • I bought into the corporate slavery dream and put my dating life on a back burner for the sake of promotions and elusive corner office.
  • I am frigid – I don’t really want deep physical and emotional intimacy.

Lines Worse Than In the Soviet Union

We have no right to make fun of the lines that the Soviets had back in the day. At least they didn’t have a choice and had to stand in line for bread, milk, eggs, and other essentials. We are way worse – we seem to be ok with spending over half of hour lunch hour in line waiting for a cup of Philz from a truck. This begs the question – are we really that busy at work?